The food blog and shit (Chicken Spinach Wrap)

Hello. Hi There. You’re looking tremendously lovely today, how are you? You did!? No fucking way! That is fucking awesome. Me? Well I’m doing pretty good too. We’re almost at the midway point of the week and I couldn’t feel any better. To be honest I feel like the week is moving way faster than I would like. Matter of fact, I’ve been feeling that way about every week. But I don’t want to bore you with my alarming and increasing awareness of how short life is. Not on this specific blog entry at least. Let’s save that for another time. What I wanted to write about was what I had for dinner. I know, I know, how creative right? Well, suck it buddy my dinner was awesome and I wanted to share it with you guys. It wasn’t only delicious, but also super easy to make (or so I’m told.) Below are a couple pictures. I tried to be as artistic as possible to make it look good, but I’m pretty sure it doesn’t do justice to how good it actually was.

Here is what you'll need: Roasted Chicken (can be substituted w/ animal friendly products), Spinach Wrap (or any wrap of your choosing), Hummus, Tomatoes, Portobello Mushrooms, A Salad Mix of your choosing (Kale, feta cheese, and lemon was used on this one), Sprouts, onions and Avocado. Layer the wrap wit hummus and so everything sticks together. Then continue to add the other ingredients as you wish keeping in mind that the more you put, the more difficult it’ll be to wrap it up. If you don’t know how to wrap a wrap, do what anybody would do in this day and age. Youtube it. Hope you like it folks, til’ next time. Peace and Love.

Return of the Mack

What the fuuuuccccck is going on MFers??? I know what you’re thinking, “where the hell have you been?” I know, I know, you guys missed me. I can tell by the staggering (and humorous) 113 views since 2010. I appreciate all the love and I missed you guys too. You can make speculations all you like, but the truth is I have legitimate reasons why I haven’t been on here. I was on a journey, I’ve been searching for myself, or just plain I was a lazy piece of shit that didn’t want to come back here and blog to you fuckers. But that’s all behind us. There's a ton of shit that's happened since I've been on here. President Obama was re-elected. Another cowardly attack happened on US soil. Justin Bieber grew up before our very eyes from a pop princess to a straight gangster superstar. I’m back better than ever. Well, maybe I shouldn’t say “better than ever.” I really don’t know how good this blog was to begin with. I had two maybe three entries? Eh who’s counting right? Am I right? The important thing is I’m back. I have big plans and huge aspirations for this blog. My goal is to not only update this blog with as many entries as I can with not only the views and experiences of other peoples as well as my own, but also enjoy the fuck out of it while I’m doing it while entertaining you. It’s probably going to be just me bantering about what I like and dislike with some reviews of foods and alcohol I’ve consumed on this journey. Throw a little bit of shit talking here and there and we’ll have a good time. And if you’re lucky, I’ll throw some pictures in there as well for you visual fuckers. Stay tuned. Peace and love.