Return of the Mack

What the fuuuuccccck is going on MFers??? I know what you’re thinking, “where the hell have you been?” I know, I know, you guys missed me. I can tell by the staggering (and humorous) 113 views since 2010. I appreciate all the love and I missed you guys too. You can make speculations all you like, but the truth is I have legitimate reasons why I haven’t been on here. I was on a journey, I’ve been searching for myself, or just plain I was a lazy piece of shit that didn’t want to come back here and blog to you fuckers. But that’s all behind us. There's a ton of shit that's happened since I've been on here. President Obama was re-elected. Another cowardly attack happened on US soil. Justin Bieber grew up before our very eyes from a pop princess to a straight gangster superstar. I’m back better than ever. Well, maybe I shouldn’t say “better than ever.” I really don’t know how good this blog was to begin with. I had two maybe three entries? Eh who’s counting right? Am I right? The important thing is I’m back. I have big plans and huge aspirations for this blog. My goal is to not only update this blog with as many entries as I can with not only the views and experiences of other peoples as well as my own, but also enjoy the fuck out of it while I’m doing it while entertaining you. It’s probably going to be just me bantering about what I like and dislike with some reviews of foods and alcohol I’ve consumed on this journey. Throw a little bit of shit talking here and there and we’ll have a good time. And if you’re lucky, I’ll throw some pictures in there as well for you visual fuckers. Stay tuned. Peace and love.